Don't Say the 'R-Word'
Originally written: April 4th 2009
That’s right, it is one of a few buzz-words created by the fuckwit modern media which has helped breed an economical decline, nay, give it a massive push into oblivion. I’m not Robert Peston but it seems to me that the ‘R-word’ is at least 99% responsible for causing the current financial disaster by exacerbating a small problem with ridiculous sayings which has led every local pub cunt to now use the phrase “Credit Crunch”.
And this lexical mindfuck is intimately linked with the notion of a “Broken Britain”? Now correct me if I’m wrong but the last time I checked the country was still in once piece. The only thing broken being the twisted, corrupt, self perpetuating declining morals of the equally ignorant and contradictory anus holes that squander within their own pool of idiocy (surely not the media).
Journalists are more often than not just repeating the spiel given to them by PR gurus and researchers whilst trying to pass it off as their more “intelligent” take on the news that somehow lifts it out of the banality of pointing at something and shouting “Duuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh”, What this leads to is a repeated irate keyboard mashing session, the only joy of which is that their smug capitalist bangings may hopefully damage their arrogant little faces. However it appears that they haven’t quite mastered the art of keyboard mashing and as a result occasionally resort to copy and paste mouse clicking from ‘Heat’ magazine into a televised format (or whatever format you receive it in).
The fact is, the news isn’t the news anymore it is a cesspit of putrid finger pointing, hypocrisy and public opinion. The media shouldn’t be there to repeat public opinion, it should provide the news with whatever political slant their paper has and not have their views dragged in by the ignorant, uninformed public. Yet now the public are the ones that fuel the media, they are the sheep, they lap up the news and digest it as if it was a cock being fed to Paris Hilton; swallowed whole.
And so we have it; the media caused the recession and we happily went along with it by reading their stories and cramming their new languages down the necks of all of our friends and families in every single passing conversation. Which is why I’ll personally defecate on the bed pillows of anyone who mentions the ‘R-word’ from this day forward.